LULLA-BYE TO FREE SPEECH
It's best you become part of the mindless herd.
And if you feel the need for a political rant,
Mama's going to recommend you keep it scant.
And if you continue to question authority,
DHS will consider your unlawful captivity.
And if this warning won't keep you mum,
Government's going to classify you a terrorist scum.
And if you still think your speech is free,
Try selling 9-11 as a conspiracy.
Your NSA file will have an "enemy combatant" stamp,
And soon you'll be heading off to a detention camp.
So if you know what's good for you,
Keep your posts in check and your attitude too.
Now shut your mouth and watch Fox News,
Enjoy your IQ drop and let it be your muse.