Friday, July 14, 2006

RECIPE FOR DISASTER

Category: Croackpot cooking
Yield: Endless servings of bulls**t
Ingredients: 
4 lbs Palestinian Oppression
2 lbs Palestinian Apartheid and inhumane conditions
2 table spoons(ts) of Hamas extremists (including the
original Mossad funded type)
3 oz Hezbollah retaliation
1 large clove of Media Bias towards Israel
2 large ts of stinging IDF attacks
10 kilos pre-planned Israeli Air assault
5 cups of globalist agenda
1 Large packet of Apathy and Indifference


Method:
Pour the 5 cups of globalist agenda in to a large pot.
Add Palestinian oppression, apartheid and inhumane
conditions and bring to boil. Stir in Mossad funded
Hamas extremism, if regular Hamas extremism does not
achieve desired results. Increase heat and add the
two tea spoons of IDF attacks. Let it simmer 5 minutes.
Now, add half a clove of Media Bias until it all starts
to smell bad.
Stir the pot and slowly add the Hezbollah retaliation. Now
add the disproportionate amount of pre-planned Israeli Air
assault. Add the other half clove of media bias until
the stench becomes unbearable. Increase heat and let the
whole situation cook into an all-out, incontrollable war.
Disregard the resulting human death toll of innocent
civilians (Palestinians and Israelis), put them in
a separate bowl and ignore.
Finally spoon out the contents into a large porcelain
serving dish and sprinkle heavily with finally chopped
Apathy and Indifference. Add Total Ignorance to taste.
Serves millions
Ensure that all leftovers are sealed in a air-tight bag
and placed in the freezer until needed for future attacks
on Syria and Iran and served either as cold 'self defense'
or spicy (hellish) 'war on terror'.
MMMMM……enjoy!

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Note: For those watching CNN and BBC, please make it a point
check this out as well. [Warning: Graphic/Disturbing images]

22 Comments:

Blogger Shahid said...

Stunning. Brilliant. One of your all-time-finest posts sir!

4:13 PM  
Blogger Zakintosh said...

Shahid's already said it

5:40 PM  
Blogger Teeth Maestro said...

Where do you come up with such brilliant posts -AMAZING - and well said - this is a recipe for disaster

5:53 PM  
Blogger ~*Jappanun*~ said...

quite concerned bout the disaster..but didnt came up to the recipe...brilliant post!!

n nice blog btw.

6:49 PM  
Blogger Jaded said...

:-O I had no idea there was such a master chef in you...

C'Est Magnifique!

7:21 PM  
Blogger Faisal Khan said...

as above.... *ditto* :)

7:26 PM  
Blogger Daithí said...

Omer, this is your best yet.

However, I'd rather not have a taste!

سلام

7:26 PM  
Blogger Destitute Rebel said...

I was waiting for an amazing post on the sad situation thats brewing. Very well said.

12:47 AM  
Blogger Checkmate said...

I hope the agents of peace get food poisoning eating this. I hope they all die drowing in their own sh*t.

11:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

... ooof you make it sound soo easy. i'm not sure i want to have a go.

10:53 PM  
Blogger vintage said...

and i dont know why the blog marked me as anon above.

10:56 PM  
Anonymous Moderate Enlightenment said...

So are you saying that Israel has no right to self-defence?

In London, we have a well-publicised problem with feral children, aka hoodies, so called due to the hooded shirts they favour. From what I have heard and read, in many instances gangs of these youths pick on innocent bystanders, on public transport or elsewhere; normally, the first line goes something like "Wotcha lookin' at me for?" The poor bugger who is thus accosted obviously cannot answer since (a) he was probably contemplating the rising interest rates and not looking at the said youths, and (b) he did not realise 'looking' was a "criminal" offence. Anyway, that 'looking' becomes the causus belli; the hoodies then proceed to generally rob and/or assault the victim, in the apparently justified belief that he was 'looking' so they act merely in self-defence.

The IDF too is acting in self-defence.

Some of these towelheads were looking at it the wrong way (maybe wondering where their land, their water, their freedom and their lives went, eh?) and so of course the IDF's response so far is proportionate, measured and very calm.

......

And there are people, "intelligent" people, who fall for the above bull. No wonder pyramid schemes take off. People who believe CNN/BBC/NYT etc would believe anything.

Excellent post by the way.

1:30 AM  
Anonymous malang said...

Dress code for this dinner: Bulletproof jackets with a layer of diplomacy underneath!

5:35 AM  
Blogger Saad said...

And let the kitchen by Camp David. Brilliant post btw.

6:45 PM  
Blogger RaY-ZoR said...

Hey, thanks for visiting my blog. You've got a pretty amazing place here yourself. Keep up the good work and let the power of our words continue to inpsire others.

2:10 AM  
Blogger Adnan Siddiqi said...

What a post!!

Trult awesome.

Between did you send your recipie to WhiteHouse?

1:50 PM  
Blogger SabilaK said...

This is brilliant and sums up the unfortunate situation in the Middle East so well. I feel like the world's on the verge of exploding.

6:35 AM  
Blogger Shaykhspeara Sha'ira said...

God knows the world has been overeating this dish...

2:41 PM  
Blogger zee said...

everyone's said it and i'll say it again...just for emphasis - this is one AWESOME read.

Thanx for visiting my blog. i too will def be returning!

12:12 AM  
Blogger Muhammad said...

Nice. :)Creative and Reverent :) very cool stuff, please keep at it.

Where's your RSS feed, I;d liketo keep up with your writings, Please let me know.

Thanks.

Muhammad.

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! You deserve the Nobel Peace Prize...

Cheers~
DeeDee

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From your friendly neighborhood Jew- to my favorite Muslim- you are right on target- and brilliant as always….

Hugs and Kisses
nic

5:38 AM  

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