Sunday, July 23, 2006

O-BITCH-UARY

Collective Conscience, 82, of block one of World Avenue, died Sunday, July 23, 2006.

Mr. Conscience was a retired secretary for the Peoples Inc. He was the head of the Moral Society of Human Beings and the founding member of the Ethical Committee of the Global Race. Mr. Conscience's tragic death occurred during a bombing raid by state terrorists. His wife Deeds and brother Actions also fell victim to the attack.

Mr. Conscience is survived by his daughter Silence and son Apathy.

A memorial service will be held on Monday, July 24th, 2006 at the Olive Ream Cemetery.

The family requests that memorials may be made in the comments section.

Mass burial will be held at 10:30 am or whenever a bulldozer is available to dig a big enough grave.

May the Collective Conscience rest in pieces, and those responsible burn in hell!

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Thanks to Shaheen Malik for this link.

12 Comments:

Blogger Shahid said...

Amen!

11:09 PM  
Blogger Teeth Maestro said...

Inallilah-e-Waainaillaehi Rajaeoon

11:14 PM  
Blogger Jaded said...

Will it be bitchy if I said FINALLY & Good Riddance? I'm all for respecting the dead and all but for it's worth, the bastards had been clinically dead for ages kept alive by mediocre and thoroughly artificial means! So maybe Allah ne sakhti muaaf kar di..

On the other hand, it wouldn't be me, if I didn't pray for some kind of a resurrection but this time perhaps it could be with the strength of purpose to actually be heard and seen effectively for the greater good of mankind...

If not, may they never rest in peace and burn in the eternal hell fires of damnation that the survivors will face in this world. Ameen!

12:43 AM  
Anonymous knicq said...

Seems tragedy has struck everywhere.

They found the rotting corpse of the Muslim conscience in the backlanes of block two and three.

Black Monday.

1:40 PM  
Blogger the olive ream said...

Knicq,
Muslim conscience is part of the global collective conscience. That is what my post was primarily trying to address.

1:59 PM  
Blogger Knicq said...

I am a slow one, ain't I?

12:48 AM  
Blogger BuJ said...

wow.. very well written.. i've seen arabic cartoons a few yrs back on the same topic.. great stuff.

10:38 AM  
Blogger Unaiza Nasim said...

Well written!

2:09 PM  
Blogger Zakintosh said...

Sorry ... should have commented earlier but was in iddat.

9:31 AM  
Anonymous Moderate Enlightenment said...

hmm....so the world did not have a collective conscience before 1924?

Interesting... :-)

Or am I reading too much into a random number?

10:24 AM  
Blogger undone said...

'marhoom' was tormneted beyond despair. This was merely a rescue....

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Raza Rumi said...

Extremely well written!
About time the collective conscience was laid to rest

8:38 PM  

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