Monday, May 29, 2006


I have recently been forwarded an email by a family member containing the following LINK. The link is to an article from New York Times titled, "A voice against Muslim 'hostages' to terror". The article is about Dr. Wafa Sultan, a Syrian-American psychiatrist who apparently is being depicted (in this article) as a heroic and 'fresh' voice of reason on a crusade to reform Islam.

Rather than pontificate my views about Islam, I choose to reply by quoting directly from the article, with my responses highlighted in red. I choose to do this because like Dr. Wafa, I also claim to be a fresh voice of reason who couldn't be bothered writing the full article by himself. So, here we go….

"Three weeks ago, Dr. Wafa Sultan was a largely unknown Syrian-American psychiatrist living outside Los Angeles, nursing a deep anger and despair about Muslims." [And three weeks later, some largely unknown Muslims were nursing a deep anger and despair about her.]

"Today, thanks to a blunt and provocative interview on Al Jazeera satellite television on Feb. 21, she is an international sensation, hailed as a fresh voice of reason by some, and by others as a heretic and infidel who deserves to die." [And still another group (which includes me) who just considers her a self-righteous, hypocritical and dangerous loon who desperately needs therapy.]

"..Sultan bitterly criticized the Muslim clerics, holy warriors and political leaders whom she believes have distorted the teachings of Muhammad and the Koran for 14 centuries. She said the world's Muslims, whom she compares unfavorably to the Jews, have descended into a vortex of self-pity and violence." [I have also bitterly criticized some Muslim clerics, holy warriors and political leaders but I don't generalize and equate all Muslims as extremists because of few with radical views. I think Dr. Wafa has descended into a vortex of self-importance and pretentiousness.]

"Sultan said the world was not witnessing a clash of religions or cultures, but a battle between modernity and barbarism, a battle that the forces of violent, reactionary Islam are destined to lose." [I think she first needs to stop generalizing and understand the reason for the growth of such violent and reactionary Minority Factions of misinterpreters and extremist followers of Islam. Perhaps it might also have to do with the Neoconic, Globalist individuals who currently control the Government of the country she is currently a citizen of and who have nurtured and funded such extremists for their own benefit as and when needed.]

"In response, clerics throughout the Muslim world have condemned her, and her telephone answering machine has filled with dark threats." [Notice how the genius author of this propagandist article once again generalizes all clerics and relates them to 'dark threats' left on her answering machine, by mentioning them in the same sentence.]

"But Islamic reformers have praised her for saying out loud, in Arabic and on the most widely seen television network in the Arab world, what few Muslims dare to say even in private." [How many Muslim homes has the author been to, in order to make such a claim? And it is not Islam that needs reforming it is the people who misinterpret Islam.]

"I believe our people are hostages to our own beliefs and teachings," …."Knowledge has released me from this backward thinking. Somebody has to help free the Muslim people from these wrong beliefs." [Apparently, she is the only Muslim ever to gain knowledge. Somebody has to free her from her miserably skewed view of reality.]

"The Jews have come from the tragedy and forced the world to respect them, with their knowledge, not with their terror; with their work, not with their crying and yelling." [Yes, apparently no Zionist forces exists, no Jewish lobbies exist and most of all no European laws exist to jail any and every Holocaust revisionist who tends to question the official version of the holocaust even the slightest bit. Additionally, the Palestinians have also apparently learnt to respect Jews because of the knowledge and work of the IDF.]

"We have not seen a single Jew blow himself up in a German restaurant. We have not seen a single Jew destroy a church. We have not seen a single Jew protest by killing people." [Yet we have seen a lot of single Jews shoot Palestinian children in the head, destroy homes, bomb houses, torture prisoners and also commit terrorist attacks around the world.]

"Only the Muslims defend their beliefs by burning down churches, killing people and destroying embassies. This path will not yield any results. The Muslims must ask themselves what they can do for humankind, before they demand that humankind respect them." [If she actually believes that Muslims have monopoly over extremism and riotous and distructive acts, she needs to visit the Planet Earth for holiday excursion at the least to get in touch with reality.]

"Sultan is working on a book that - if it is published - it's going to turn the Islamic world upside down." [or so she claims and also make her rich and famous to boot and likely to get her an appearance on Oprah.]

"I have reached the point that doesn't allow any U-turn. I have no choice. I am questioning every single teaching of our holy book." [And as she is such a profound intellectual with such an amazing grasp of reality, it is unlikely that she will see a flaw in anything she says or does.]

"The working title is, "The Escaped Prisoner: When God is a Monster." [I've got a better one; 'An Escaped Loon: When A Psychiatrist is a Mental Asylum Candidate]

"Gunmen of the Muslim Brotherhood burst into a classroom at the university and killed her professor as she watched, she said. They shot hundreds of bullets into him shouting, 'God is Great!' she said. At that point, I lost my trust in their god and began to question all our teachings. It was the turning point of my life, and it has led me to this present point. I had to leave. I had to look for another god." [So due to the actions of certain extremists she started questioning her own religion and searching for another god rather than address the misinterpretation of Islam by the Muslim brotherhood. Smart move, although she cannot opt for any other major religion for the same reason, because they have their own collection of extremists who have committed heinous acts, be it Christianity, Judiasm or Hinduism. Maybe Church of Scientology would be her best option, as L. Ron Hubbard makes for a interesting supreme being and he is a science fiction writer to boot!]

"The clash we are witnessing around the world is not a clash of religions or a clash of civilizations," Sultan said. "It is a clash between two opposites, between two eras. It is a clash between a mentality that belongs to the Middle Ages and another mentality that belongs to the 21st century. It is a clash between civilization and backwardness, between the civilized and the primitive, between barbarity and rationality." [So it is not about the haves and the have-nots, about the globalists against third world countries and oil-producing nations, about the military industrial complex making a fortune on wars, or about selling fear and the War on Terror to advance a ridiculous 'New World Order'.]

"I have no fear," she said. "I believe in my message. It is like a million-mile journey, and I believe I have walked the first and hardest 10 miles." [Wait till her Limo arrives after her book is published, then she will not have to walk at all..and will be chauffeured all the way to her book signing in DC and Tel Aviv.]


I am not one to usually respond in an overtly emotional manner in my posts but I broke this rule for the above post. In hindsight, I should have not have addressed my response in this manner. I realized this in my discussions with a friend (Fountainhead) and I thank him for bringing this to my attention. I do not think I succeeded in making my point clear with what I consider wrong (and extremely dangerous) about Dr. Wafa's opinions.

It is like being caught in between bookends of two extremes. On one side are those extremist individuals who insist that the world respect and follow their (skewed) interpretation of Islam and on the other or those 'reformists' (like Dr. Wafa) who categorize all muslims as the followers of a religion that is extremist in nature. Stuck in the middle of these two are majority Muslims who follow Islam by understanding and interpreting the Quran for themselves (as it should be). I completely disagree with the extremist view of Islam because they are so off the mark that it is not even funny. Islam is a religion of tolerance, acceptance and love - Period! No ifs, ands, or buts about it. I whole-heartedly disagree with Dr. Wafa as well because it is not Islam that needs to be reformed it is people who need reformation in their thinking...and that includes her! Her generalization of muslims and her skewed perception of Islam is wrong, no matter how horrific the incident that caused her to question her religion.

I think for any religion, especially Islam, it is the individuals responsibility to understand and learn the true meaning of their Holy Book. They are responsible for themselves and no one else. Live your life and follow your religion as to how you believe is right and mind your own business instead of trying to convert or convince others to what you feel is 'the right way'. There's no real concept of clergy in Islam in my view, (it is just been you and your God), so I'd rather not start on the subject of Mullahs or this comment would be unending.

So here ends my lecture on this subject and hopefully I will sway away from making posts of this type in the future..

Wednesday, May 24, 2006


While in Washington on a holiday excursion, Yale cryptozoologist Dilbert Tungston receives an urgent late-night SMS message: "Fat, white, bloated dead body discovered in the Smithsonian's Natural History Museum – not part of the exhibit so get here quick! You have to see this!". Next to the body, DCPD find a baffling cipher. Cipher meaning they found absolutely nothing. But Tungston discovers a strange code on the buttocks of the dead fat guy and it reads, "EGRESS – all deposits made from the rear". Solving this enigmatic riddle, Tungston is stunned to discover it leads to a trail of clues hidden in the works of the PNAC…clues visible for all to see…and yet ingeniously disguised by the creators as the War On Terror or WOT - as in WOT the f**k!?.

Tungston soon joins forces with a gifted French proctologist, Soapy Newlo, and learns that the late fat white guy was involved in the Priory of Neocons—an actual secret society whose members now control the White House. The fat dad guy (also known as the Late flatulent git) has sacrificed his life to protect the Priory's most sacred secrets: the former association with (and nurturing of) OBL, the prior knowledge of the nonexistence of WMDs in Iraq and the no 'real' impending threat due to the nuclear enrichment in Iran.

In a hopeless race through Kabul, Baghdad, and beyond, Tungston and Newlo match wits, scratch heads and brush elbows with the faceless powerbrokers who appear to work for Opus Dim—a clandestine, sect of Washington Lobbyists who represent the global elitists who have long tried to seize the Priory's secrets in order to safeguard its secrecy . The Opus believes that the Priory is turning out be a bunch of clueless fascists who can't seem to plug the endless leaks on their massive screw ups all around the world, (including the ones in their pants).. Unless Tungston and Newlo can figure out the truth amongst the labyrinth of planned mainstream news propaganda, the Priory's secrets—and a stunning historical truth (about 9-11)—will remain hidden forever.

In an exhilarating blend of monotonous drivel, gutless wonderment, and frustrating tripe, Dilbert Tungston continues to bore the living crap out of the reader by not being able to see the truth even though it is right in front of him, most of the time. THE DEMENTIA CODE heralds the arrival of a new breed of light-headed, unintelligent thriller…surprisingly dull at every turn, and in the end, totally predictable…right up to its foregone conclusion.

Inspired by and satirized from DA VINCI CODE (for cathartic purposes only).

Thursday, May 18, 2006


The rise of alternative news sites on the internet have been a cause of great concern for certain members of Powers That Be (PTB), enough to cause bleeding stomach ulcers that cannot be cured by the aid of Pepto Bismol or an hour of Fox News.

Added to this alternative news site bombardment of facts, the other insufferable malady that is causing the same members of PTB to suffer from uncontrollable and involuntary bowel movements are web logs or blogs to be more precise. These blogs have morphed over the years from harmless online diaries of personal minutia to sites providing breaking news, analytical commentary and investigative news pieces. This current trend of political blogging has led to the classification of the term, 'Citizen Journalism' or at least that is what the mainstream media calls it.

Needless to say Citizen Journalists (bloggers) are causing a great deal of discomfort to majority of the mainstream media. The reason is that mainstream media, (seen here as a caucasian male working in a major US news network for the last 20 odd years and earning a salary in 7 figures), cannot stand the fact that ordinary people might have the requisite grey matter to do a well researched, informative and detailed analysis of global political events. What this mainstream media (arrogant, flatulent git) does not realize is that bloggers do not have to conform their writing to appease any government, corporation, lobby, or political pressure group because they are worried about losing out on their fat pay cheque.

Bloggers write because they are passionate about what they believe in, be it describing the content of their handkerchief after blowing their nose or questioning the government on their official lies.

I blog in hopes that the Powers That Be will soon be reduced to the Powers That Were, with aid of other bloggers from around the world. It is for precisely that reason that I, in partnership with my good friend Awab Alvi, have launched the Bloggers.Pakistan web site. The idea is to consolidate all the individual Pakistani blogging voices from around the globe on to one single web site so that the global internet audience can hear what we have to say. And of course, to further infuriate the mainstream media minions for not conforming to their guidelines set by Beelzebub. Oh! Did I say Beelzebub?... I meant the Globalists.

So I invite all my readers (yes, both of you!) to support our web site and routinely visit Bloggers.Pakistan for a Pakistani perspective on global issues such as the Iraq situation, global warming and Paris Hilton's latest fashion statement.

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