Friday, August 05, 2005


Well, there you go. The supreme seed in the foul collection of mixed nuts known collectively as the Bush Administration, has appointed John Robert Bolton as the Ambassador to the United Nations.

The mustachioed freak that held the position of Under Secretary of State for Arms Control and International Security since May, 2001, will now be terrorizing the UN and his presence there will be as welcome as the black plague. Enough has been revealed about his sordid past for all us to come to an obvious conclusion that this fascist git is being positioned into place (like a chess piece) for the next big US military misadventure.

So what is in store? Just like Iraq, VP Prick Cheney has instructed the Pentagon(ians) to come up with another insane attack plan. But this time it is specifically fashioned for Iran. This plan is to be implemented following another 9-11 type attack (which apparently, Prick and his Neocon nuts are sure will happen, sooner rather than later). The core of this plan includes the use of air assault on Iran, utilizing not only conventional but tactical NUCLEAR weapons. Hello!!?? Anyone see the results of their precision bombing in Iraq? Destroy everything in sight including their own US ground troops. Now imagine this being done with a nuclear weapon. Get the picture?

Returning back to the mustachioed freak, the reason for his urgent appointment to the UN by El Presidente, is to ensure that the UN does not cause unnecessary delays in expediting their maniacal plan. Bolt-head will be prepping the UN offices with necessary bugging devices, black-mailing the requisite members for future attack on Iran, and harassing the living sh** out of the female (and the male) staff at the UN HQ for his own perverted pleasure. And this is just for starters, he has got a lot more tricks up his sleeve and down his pants to cause serious concern for the future of UN.

So while our collective attentions are diverted towards spotting non-Caucasian looking individuals carrying back packs, the real terrorists are preparing for a mass annihilation of yet another sovereign nation. Of course, to muster support of the American public (and the coalition of the willing sycophants) would require another 9-11 type scenario to take place, and how convenient it is for the US administration that Al Qaeda will oblige this time, as it has done in the past. Just ask Prick Cheney. Al Qaeda has never let him down, since the days when these band of merry men were known as the Mujahideeen.

I sincerely hope and pray that I turn out to be wrong about all of this. But knowing my luck….(sigh).


Blogger Shahid said...

Another great post, always worth waiting for.

I was practically p***ing myself with laughter when I got to "moustachioed freak". Awesome.

Yes, the neoconts are going to go after Iran, one of the few Muslim countries that seems to be getting its act together it seems.

11:41 AM  
Blogger Anwaar Hussain said...

Hello Omer. You are on the dot as usual.

I wrote a similar piece today. Here is an excerpt from it;

"So what can be done to check the rising trend of disapproval of the President’s Job handling rating in the meanwhile? To answer this question, let us first see what were the most apparent reasons for the high approval ratings of the year 2001? These were;

1. The event of 9/11/2001.
2. A tidal wave of national and international sympathy post-9/11/2001.

Let us take a cue from the polls sited at the beginning. A whopping 84 % of respondents approved the President’s job handling immediately post 9/11/2001, with only 11 % disapproving. If the President’s job handling approval ratings have to go back up to that level, a similar event must take place. That is a no-brainer.

One cannot be ‘date certain’ but another 9/11 seems to be the only option. It is as simple as that. There is one exception though. This coming 9/11 has to be bloodier, more spectacular and more devastating than the earlier 9/11. For not only the emerging doubts in the American public’s mind have to be erased but the approval ratings too have to be brought back to the post original 9/11 time for the next phase of Empire building exercise to take off--a double task.

Any ideas that come to mind for the weapon of choice?"

The link to the article is;

Keep up the great work.


3:58 PM  
Blogger Kate-A said...

I lean toward agreement that BushCo needs a "similar event" as 9/11. Not so much for ratings, but to expand war. Mulling this, it's my belief, if another "attack" takes place it will likely be "dirty bomb."

I'd move if I resided in any predominantly non-white locale right now. Say, East St. Louis, South side Chicago. OTOH, any building that houses information the neocons want to bury would be a good choice.

If we're lucky, they'll take the money made to date and run, leaving the Democrats to take office for 4 years or so while the neocons regroup.

Personally, I don't think the UN or appointment of Bolton makes much difference. It's all a sham, always has been.

7:41 PM  
Blogger Daithí said...


You mention Mr. Bolton's "sordid past".

Wayne Madsen ( is confident of a sordid FUTURE as well:

"The swaggering dolt in the White House believes that his recess appointment (announced by the White House on Aug. 1) of the boorish John Bolton as U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, his mustachioed gunslinger and sworn liar will go to the East River in Manhattan and shake up the international organization and kick and whip them into kow-towing to the neocon line. What Bolton doesn't realize is that he will be be now working and living in a virtual fish bowl. Bolton will not only be under the scrutiny of intelligence agents that at least three-quarters of the 191 members of the UN place within their missions and the UN Secretariat and specialized agencies, but also the UN staff itself, an aggressive UN press corps, and an intensely anti-Bush population of New York City and its suburbs. So, if Mr. Bolton decides to engage in the type of group sex activities he once "enjoyed" at New York's Plato's Retreat in the 1970s and 80s and the physical and mental abuse he dished out to USAID contractor Melody Townsel in Moscow and Bishkek in 1994, he will face the kind of scrutiny he's never before experienced. The Russians clearly have the goods on Bolton from his past antics in New York, Moscow, Bishkek and they will be doubly sure to have him under heavy surveillance at the UN. Ditto the Chinese, the Arabs, Cubans, Venezuelans, Brazilians, French, South and North Koreans, Germans, South Africans, Iranians, Indians, Turks, Spanish, Canadians, and others. One screw up by Bolton, one temper tantrum, one sexual indiscretion, one episode involving espionage with the intelligence service of a so-called U.S. "ally" in the Middle East, and it will be surely leaked to the UN press corps and New York's scandal-hungry media. And then Bush and Rice will have to decide if they want a discredited clown like Bolton continuing to represent the United States -- and if they do -- the American people may decide otherwise and that will hammer yet another nail in the coffin of the Bush dynasty, the Republican Party, and the neocon movement."

8:15 PM  
Blogger Hani said...

Considering that it was the US that created and funded these Mujahideen on an ongoing basis, they don't really have a right to mope over 9/11. What goes around, comes around.

12:58 AM  
Anonymous Sin said...

I'm torn between laughing and crying as I read this. But that's nothing new.

10:03 PM  
Anonymous Isadora said...

Mr. Olive Ream,

If you really want to write a worthwhile article, why don't you write about the corruption in the UN? Mr. Savan, Oil For Food Program? Or do you just ignore anything that doesn't fit your agenda?

Never mind. You will probably see it as just another "neocon" plot.

2:05 AM  
Blogger the olive ream said...

Ms. Isadora,
I haven't gotten around to writing about the UN because I am too busy writing about the missing 9 billion dollars of Iraq Oil revenues that the US Admin. cannot account for.

Yes, I see it a "neocon" plot in everything, including your post. Condi Rice put you up to this, admit it!

11:30 AM  

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