Sunday, June 12, 2005

UNIVERSAL ADVERSARY - COMING SOON(?)

The Homeland Security Council in association with the Department of Homeland Security present THE UNIVERSAL ADVERSARY. First, there were Commies, and then came the Terrorists, followed closely by the Enemy Combatants, and now comes the most frightening evil antagonist the world has ever known; the Universal Adversary (UA).

This horror masterpiece reveals 15 possible terrorist scenarios of the most frightening, sweat pouring, gut wrenching and bowel-moving nature, where the audience is left guessing as to the real identity of the villain. As explained by the creators, “Because the attacks could be caused by foreign terrorists; domestic radical groups; state-sponsored adversaries; or in some cases, disgruntled employees, the perpetrator has been named, the Universal Adversary (UA).”

What is most frightening about these scenarios is that all the ‘action’ happens after the terrorist incident has taken place. As described by the storytellers, “The focus of the scenarios is on response capabilities and needs, not threat-based prevention activities.”
How bloody horrifying is that?
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Genres: Suspense/Horror

Running Time: Much longer than one would expect.

Release Date: Not known (but wide)

MPAA Rating: R for strong violence and gore, disturbing images and language.


PRE-RELEASE SCREENING - CRITICS REVIEWS

“…I think I suffered a coronary…” Washington Post

“…I want my mommy!” Boston Globe

“ …Definitely requires a box of tissues and a clean pair of underwear.” New York Post

“…I wet myself in the first four minutes, I was so scared.” Bill O’Reilly – Fox News

“…Well, don’t look at me. I didn’t do it!” O. B. Laden – Stroked Beard Gazette

2 Comments:

Anonymous Blue Dolphin said...

Fuck them and the trojan horse terrorist hoax they rode in on...! Universal Adversary...wtf? Homeland Insecurity is the Universal adversary...they won't be satisfied til they have wiped the last speck of potential for joyful peaceful existence off the face of the Earth... Yeah, they want to keep the public so immobilized with fears so that no one pays any attention to "the man behind the curtain" sneaky depraved scoundrels from HELL !! Well, now after reading this I am going to make it my business to be EXTRA HAPPY and APPRECIATIVE of the Beauty of Life, and make an extra effort to radiate Joy and Good Will to all I come in contact with today ! ! I realy am a Happy Soul at heart...but God do I HATE those lying conniving bastards !!!!

12:57 PM  
Blogger Anwaar Hussain said...

This is not a new thing in America Omer. Read the following from a speech by Frederick Douglass on Independance Day, 1852[as true today as it was then]:

"...your celebration is a sham; your boasted liberty an unholy license; your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sounds of rejoycing are empty and heartless; your denunciation of tyrants, brass-fronted imprudence; your shouts of liberty and equality, hollow mockery; your prayers and hymns, your sermons and thanksgivings, with all your religious parade and soleminity, are to him [here the slave, but it could be to any other country we invade] mere bombast, fraud, deception, impiety, and hypocrisy-a thin veil to cover up crimes which would disgrace a nation of savages. There is not a nation of the earth guilty of practices more shocking and bloody than are the people of these United States at this very hour.
Go where you may, search where you will, roam through all the monarchies of the Old World, travel through South America, search out every abuse and when you have found the last, lay your facts by the side of the everyday practices of this nation, and you will say with me that, for revolting barbarity and shameless hypocrisy, America reigns without a rival..."

Frederick Douglass's words speak for me.

6:32 AM  

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