The latest in designer streamlined Democracies now available only from the House Of Bush (HOB). HOB Democracies are extremely affordable, and specifically fashioned to suit the budget of all Middle Eastern countries. Trade in the ‘stability’ of your country for the latest in our range of customized, sham democracies to fit your growing need for a bleak and dismal future.
Each stylized HOB Democracy comes with its own ‘Election’ kit. It includes US sponsored candidates, a rigged electoral voting system, and a predetermined outcome complete with fraudulent data and statistics.
Take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime offer, and reap the numerous benefits of a HOB Democracy, which include (but are not limited to):
- The US exploitation of Oil and other rich natural resources
- A takeover of all profitable businesses/industries by the US multinationals
- The establishment of multiple US military bases
- Frequent homegrown and covertly sponsored ‘terrorist’ attacks on the general public
- A steadily rising level of poverty and unemployment
- A dismal level of civil and social amenities
- Total lack of public security
- Limited civil rights
- Lack of real press freedom and establishment of US sponsored media
- A steadily increasing number of human rights abuse cases
- And a government totally subservient to the wants and needs of the US
Please avail this special offer now as HOB Democracies are available for a limited time period only, otherwise the US might decide to invade your country.
Buy now and pay later (with you life, in one easy installment).
For further details, contact Condoleeza Rice on 1800-GET-CONNED.
This offer is not applicable for EU and US sponsored military dictatorship countries.