Wednesday, June 22, 2005

SPECIAL OFFER!!

The latest in designer streamlined Democracies now available only from the House Of Bush (HOB). HOB Democracies are extremely affordable, and specifically fashioned to suit the budget of all Middle Eastern countries. Trade in the ‘stability’ of your country for the latest in our range of customized, sham democracies to fit your growing need for a bleak and dismal future.

Each stylized HOB Democracy comes with its own ‘Election’ kit. It includes US sponsored candidates, a rigged electoral voting system, and a predetermined outcome complete with fraudulent data and statistics.

Take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime offer, and reap the numerous benefits of a HOB Democracy, which include (but are not limited to):

- The US exploitation of Oil and other rich natural resources
- A takeover of all profitable businesses/industries by the US multinationals
- The establishment of multiple US military bases
- Frequent homegrown and covertly sponsored ‘terrorist’ attacks on the general public
- A steadily rising level of poverty and unemployment
- A dismal level of civil and social amenities
- Total lack of public security
- Limited civil rights
- Lack of real press freedom and establishment of US sponsored media
- A steadily increasing number of human rights abuse cases
- And a government totally subservient to the wants and needs of the US

Please avail this special offer now as HOB Democracies are available for a limited time period only, otherwise the US might decide to invade your country.

Buy now and pay later (with you life, in one easy installment).

For further details, contact Condoleeza Rice on 1800-GET-CONNED.

This offer is not applicable for EU and US sponsored military dictatorship countries.

8 Comments:

Blogger Shahid said...

LOL!!

Actually, I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry!

What's not so funny is people in the UK seem to care more about Channel 4's variation of Big Brother (to soften us up for the government-backed arrival of the real thing) and hoodies at Bluewater than the McUSification of the world. I'm sure other "civilised" countried have their own variations on these apatehetic phenomena.

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

excellent...terrorist in the making...make me proud!

2:31 AM  
Blogger Kate-A said...

Very true.

10:01 PM  
Blogger Anwaar Hussain said...

The HOB Democracies are already on display in theatres near us. The central theme in all being 'Error', 'Errorrists', 'Errorism' and 'War On Error'.

Thank you for scintillating posts Omer.

8:59 AM  
Anonymous Sin said...

Now that? That was very amusing. Can I sign up?

10:06 PM  
Blogger Shirazi said...

Knowing what I know, I would never sign up. No. An excellent post.

1:53 PM  
Blogger Hani said...

LOL. Just came across your blog. You've got some good and though provoking stuff up here.

I watched a documentary a couple of days ago (Muslim Massacres) It was heart wrenching to see the brutality of the American Government and the worst thing is that people are actually falling for it when Bush comes up with another stupid speech like "we're helping the Iraqi obtain their freedom" Ha, what freedom?! Ugh.

12:33 AM  
Blogger Hani said...

thought* provoking, typo sorry.

12:33 AM  

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