Sunday, June 19, 2005

RESPONSE TO THE DOWNING STREET MEMO

I apologize for the delay but I’ve been really busy with work but here is a brief response to the memo dated 23rd July, 2002.

SECRET AND STRICTLY PERSONAL -- UK & US EYES ONLY

TO: THE PRIME MINISTER

From: The Olive Ream (TOR)

Date: 19 June, 2005S 007 /05

cc: G.W.B. (Whitehouse)

This record is extremely sensitive. No further copies should be made. It should be shown only to those with a genuine need to know its contents and rest of the English speaking world.

I have summarized your intelligence (or lack thereof) as follows:

I always knew that the invasion of Iraq was an unjustified act of oppression by the Coalition Of The Willing-to-kill-innocent-people-and-to-devestate-a-nation-by-stealing-its-wealth-and-dignity.

Revelations in the Downing Street Memo have only helped further cement your image as the sycophantic, daft git. The sun HAS set on the British Empire so get over it! Aligning yourself with the fanatical and misled US government is not going to get it back for you. Neither is the US sponsored New World (Dis-)Order going to turn out the way it is envisioned. The amount of intelligence required to create and maintain a global empire is currently severely lacking among the residents of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and 10 Downing Street. Get over yourselves immediately!

Your avarice has lead to destruction and loss of innocent life and you ought to be held accountable for your crimes against humanity. You tried all means to justify your illegal actions but the people know you lied about Iraq. Now, the US is busy forging its evidence against Syria and Iran and (I am sure) your government is circulating new memos on how to prostitute itself for Washington in its future military endeavors in other Middle Eastern countries.

By the way the ‘War on Terror’ is as real as an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, so quit promoting it. It has only resulted in the deaths of more innocent people and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Finally, instead of contributing towards an unprecedented trillion dollar Global military budget, use your money more wisely like funding stem cell research. May be you will be able to grow a spine for yourself and a brain for George W. Bush.

Love and kisses,

The Olive Ream

1 Comments:

Blogger Shahid said...

Awesome, as ever sir!

Avarice - great word!

The idea of going to war on a noun was never good. How are we doing on the war against poverty for example? Perhaps we should start a war on apathy? Or a war on bullshit?

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