WELCOME TO PAX AMERICANA
Me: Hi George. May I see the menu?
Server: Sure, here you go.
Me: Thank you.
Server: So, what would you like this evening?
Me: Could you give me a minute to look through the menu?
Server: No problem, take your time. Our specials for today are WMD Stockpiles in Oregano Vinaigrette and Roasted Terrorists with Pomegranate Sauce.
Me: Thanks! But I’d rather read from the menu and….
Server: The chef recommends the War On Terror with Tomatoes and Mint Dressing. It is absolutely delicious!
Me: Well, I tried that the last time and I found that the War On Terror is a little difficult for me to swallow. Can you recommend something light?
Server: Alright. Let’s see…. We have a mouthwatering Spicy Axis Of Evil and Broad Bean Soup.
Me: Hmm…sounds tempting, but I’m afraid Axis of Evil might cause me flatulence as it sounds like a lot of hot air.
Server: I would also recommend our appetizing Iran’s Nuclear Threat with Goats Cheese and Tarragon.
Me: That sounds a bit too unbelievable for my taste. Maybe, I’ll just have a grilled cheese sandwich.
Server: Would you like Lies with that?
Me: No thanks; the sandwich will be just fine.
Server: But sir, all our meals come with Lies, and there’s no extra charge.
Me: Sorry but no! The Lies make me nauseous and I find them quite disgusting.
Server: May I also suggest our new dessert with your meal, a delectable slice of Democracy & Freedom Cake with Almond Cream.
Me: I’m sure others might feel it is worth dying for, or more appropriately, worth killing for but I certainly don’t think so. I think I just lost my appetite. I don't need anything right now so I’m just going to leave.
Server: Oh, no! That’s a darn shame. Well, maybe you will come back another time.
Me: Not blood likely!